TC NSFW | never safe

I wonder if women with really bad boob jobs.think to themselves as their pics are being taken “Gee I hope they don’t notice my nipples pointing in different directions”

what ugly tits!

Are these amateurs or are these the “Old Porn Stars” series?

Not so good!

Rock solid, far too big, incredibly ugly, bolt on tits - Check
Unimaginative dolphin tattoo on ankle - Check
Generic Tramp Stamp - Check

Welcome to Orange County. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Those fake tits look horrible. But when you plunk down any kind of money for that kind of surgery you know they are going to be taken out.  Nobody buys a Camaro and leaves it in the garage.

I’ve got the Dungeon Master’s Guide.
I’ve got a 12-sided die.
I’ve got Kitty Pryde
And Nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do.

I’ve got posters on the wall,
My favorite rock group, KISS.
I’ve got Ace Frehley.
I’ve got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do

[chorus]
In the garage, I feel safe.
No one cares about my ways.
In the garage where I belong.
No one hears me sing this song.
In the garage.

I’ve got an electric guitar.
I play my stupid songs.
I write these stupid words
And I love every one
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do.

[chorus]

In the garage. Neaarrah!

[chorus]

In the garage, I feel safe.
No one laughs about my ways.
In the garage where I belong.
No one hears me (x4)

No one hears me sing this song.

@Meth Teeth
“No one hears me sing this song.”

That’s why you have to put that shit on youtube man! I’ll like your video, I’m sure it’s better than Friday!

Well, she is not 39, maybe closer to 48, but still built like a brick shithouse!!  I’d fuck her all the way onto next T?uesday!

My sisters a prostitute and she only charges me half price…