She can check my ticket 247!
Hi, Paul. I stalk, teefhrore I am. I just sent you both a tweet and an email (titled “For Paul Carr. Writing for NSFW”) about writing for NSFW. I am a driven man and will not be denied. Your vision of intelligent writing leavened by humor is what I live to propogate. I was suckled on The Economist, The Daily Show and The Simpsons. Check out my blog (ignore the comic for now), sample my goods, and please get back to me.
Cheeky bird! Love her slender body, perky tits and pretty face.