We fucking made it. Who’d have thought it when we started Totally NSFW all those years ago. Well, we did. We know there are plenty of wankers out there looking for a good mix of amateur and pro porn. We hope Totally NSFW has served you well. Bird 500 is not a submission, we picked them ourselves. Yes, you read that well, them, Bird 500 features two bird who get busy with each other. On to 501. Think we can get Levi’s to sponsor it?
I’m with madags. great site but poor choice for birdwatching 500. completely sub-par
Seriously?? I feel so let down!! When were these pics taken-1985? Nice VHS tapes and stuffed animals all over the place.
Maybe run a vacuum over your floor before you roll your nasty snapper accross as well.
Big fan of the site but seriously, this is worse than the ending of the Sopranos finale!!
Is this a joke?
You didn’t pay anybody for bird 400, but made a big deal. Now you do the same for 500 and don’t pay anyone. Why even put it out there you cheap fuks!
On top of that, these girls are busted!! And buy some more bandwidth! These tiny pictures you guys post are just as 90’s as the girls pictured lol!
I love your site and congrats on 500; but, as everyone else said—these girls? Seriously?
I am severely disappointed in this and hope you guys can make up for it in a major way with bird 501.
Maybe you guys were just kidding with this post and you’ll put up the real 500 later? I’m keeping my fingers crossed…
500 Ain’t nothin but a number. Thanks for providing more free tits.
ew ew ew… i just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
and picture #2 makes me want to call 911. fucking foul.
Ummm, this can’t be right. Maybe I was expecting too much but this is seriously disappointing. That brunette has the worst ass in the history of amateur porn.
I’ve viewed all 500 birds and I have to say this is without a doubt the absolute worst of them all.
DISAPPOINTED!! wayyyy too sad.
What a train-wreck! You guys missed the call on this one, big time!!
we need a 500 do-over..500a.. this is a letdown
hahaha, i’ve been with you since around bird #230. Now you’ve succeeded in building hype for number 300, 400 and 500, and completely dissappointed us in all of them. If you can’t do better just don’t build the hype, and especially don’t promise people money if you don’t wanna pay them anyway.
Pretty ordinary guys. I have checking back and forth all morning to see 500. Crap crap crap! 481 would have been a fine choice. After all the B.S. surrounding 400 and this is 500!
I believe they were willing to pay people for the magic numbers of 400 and 500 if they entered. As far as I know nobody entered decent pictures with a sign that said TotallyNSFW.
christ, what a bunch of skanks, almost puts me off the female form.
Definitely disappointing. The only thing bird 500 provides are lots of pics, but most of them are worth nothing, and the rest are not worth much.
I think I just threw up in my mouth. Seriously wtf I wouldn’t tip these nasty strippers for the life of me. Two 4’s does not make and 8…get it right next time.
Wow…Colossal Fail!
cograts, but I think bird 488 is worth much more this number 
disappointing for the 500th birdwatching.
Least wankable Birdwatching ever?
Plus who’s the geeky looking guy in some of the photos?
No, I do not think Levi’s will sponsor it.
is this a joke these chicks are FUGLY as hellllllllll man what a mistake!!!!
I liked these pix! The blonde is quite pretty and the brunette has lovely tits… And lots of pix too. Worthy of post 500 I reckon. So there.
lol!!! this can’t be real!
Well done.. But Giants suck. And so do the bucks. Go Birds!
Some of you guys have no sense of humour…
DB
Some of you guys have no sense of humour.. 
DB
christ, im gonna have to shove a finger up my arse to get hard after this bunch!
I had a fat before looking at this, it soon dissapeared.
And they don’t pay out again, I knew that would happen…it’s a load of crap. They never intended to give away any money, not for 400, not for 500 and your an idiot if you think they’d do it for 600.
ahhh 500th bird very dissapointing. the best looking pussy in the pics was the cat…. these old ass birds need to be extinct
HAHAHAHAHA
@Brian
If someone had followed the rules set for receiving the $400 or $500 we would have paid them out. Just look at the video top 5 and our contest winner.
It is just that I’m not paying anyone $500 for sending me pictures without any proof those were made for Totally NSFW. Most people, in fact I think all, do not repy anymore when I ask them to get some mdae of the chick they call their GF holding a Totally NSFW for you guys.
If someone does that (nakedness required and a min of 10 pics) I’ll give them $100.
@all
if you want better birds start sending us some better ones.
oh and think of it this way
Birds 500 will make all the rest look so much more fuckable
OK, so Bird 500 was ugly as shit…get over it people! To paraphrase Willy Wanka: zip up your pants, find a real girl, take some pics, and send them in. Yes, I am very disappointed in this shoot, as everyone else is. But the wonderful folks who bring us this site for *FREE* can only post what they have been given! So quit complaining! You gotta take the good with the bad, I guess. Life goes on…things will get better!
Disappoiting, lets hope 600 will be better… which is not hard anyway…
I guess this is one of those situations where you can just look back at it and laugh. I mean..come on, the comments had better quality than these pics. Did anyone notice some of the pictures repeated themselves? Of course you didn’t. Seriously what was up with all the stuffed animals around… ‘worst episode ever’
I hope these pictures where not reviewed first, and you just went on the submitters word of two real hot chicks getting dirty with one another.
mmmm Id love to play with these girls any day I thank they be quite tasty
Low quality chaps…
Two ugly redneck-white-trash-lezzos aren’t the right way to celebrate the big 500! every hooker on crack looks better than them!
awesome 500 the brunette is totally hot
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OMFG!!!
This is the so much announced 500? Is that the best you could produce?
Kind of dissapointing. You have posted way better chicks in past editions of Birds.
However, I agree on everyting you said. Great web site, great images.
Congrats to you all.