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Porn Caption Cafe Part 7


I am off to see Tiesto do his DJ thing and on Sunday I am going to an Erotica show, so stay tuned for the photo’s from that. In the meantime enjoy your weekend, enjoy our archives and enjoy coming up with a caption for this week’s competition. To make it extra interesting I am not only going to give away a NSFW shirt to the winner but I’ll also add a 2 Girls 1 Cup shirt.

Last week’s winner was Hurley182 with a topical All this bitch needed was an apple in her mouth and thats Thanks Giving taken care of for another year.....

Porn | posted by Willy Wanka | 30/11 | 08:59 PM | Mail This
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Can you hear me now…

 | 30/11  |  10:19 PM

"Well, it started off as a little spot on my cheek, Doctor....”

 | 30/11  |  10:22 PM

cum ear bitch

 | 30/11  |  11:44 PM

"I don’t know if she’s cock-eyed or if she just has a wang-dering eye.”

 | 01/12  |  12:54 AM

The blowjob kama sutra wasn’t quite as inventive…

 | 01/12  |  04:05 AM

My old divining rod helped find underground water, but my new one finds pussy!

 | 01/12  |  06:10 AM

Dick face!

 | 01/12  |  07:40 AM

I think I can hear the ocean

 | 01/12  |  08:20 AM

The headless horseman is a complete dick, but the ladies love him.

theflu  | 01/12  |  09:31 AM

the snake rose again

 | 01/12  |  09:36 AM

I don’t know. You seem like a legit guy Dick, but how am I supposed to trust you when your always winking at me like that.

 | 01/12  |  10:22 AM

Just like “lord of the flys” blow into it and they’ll all come running. I promise.

 | 01/12  |  11:49 AM

katie was having a wonderful time getting to know little jim, so much that she forgot about big jim. oh well.

 | 01/12  |  12:22 PM

...she looks a bit COCKEYED

 | 01/12  |  01:17 PM

...she looks a bit COCKEYED!

 | 01/12  |  01:18 PM

Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopes before her tragic accident .

 | 01/12  |  05:00 PM

what’d you say, cyclops??

 | 01/12  |  08:35 PM

attack of the new brainworm

(but I actually think “cum ear” is far better rasberry)

 | 01/12  |  10:25 PM

Dick and Jane!!!

 | 02/12  |  01:40 AM

did you just wink at me?!

 | 02/12  |  02:45 AM

My friends were all right, I can clearly see your nuts!

 | 02/12  |  08:37 AM

Dick and Jane never did see eye to eye.

 | 03/12  |  04:16 AM

Cum here often??

 | 03/12  |  04:30 AM

"Don’t think I don’t see you poking around over there!”

 | 03/12  |  03:52 PM
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