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Porn Caption Cafe Part 5

It is Friday again and that means we leave you to wank in peace. It was the week that saw us add some new servers to make your wanking pleasure all that more enjoyable. It was also the week in which we reached 200 episodes of our birdwatching category. We want to reach that next 200, so keep sending your birds in to us. It was also the week that saw the Amy Fisher sextape hit the internet and it was the week of loads and loads of porn.
Last week’s winner was PraetorianXX with Sarah always had filth on the brain . If you want to win a NSFW shirt you’d better start coming up with some filth to caption this week’s picture with. Happy wanking boys and girls.

Porn | posted by Willy Wanka | 16/11 | 11:50 PM | Mail This
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Ive never had nookie with a wookie.

 | 17/11  |  12:41 AM

hehe..fooled her big time,she doesn’t know it’s me ‘hans solo’ inside the costume..

girls nude on webcams  | 17/11  |  12:49 AM

Photoshopped.

 | 17/11  |  03:01 AM

i knew i should have waxed now my bush is alive i’m fucked

 | 17/11  |  05:28 AM

Last call at the cantina really limits the choices....

 | 17/11  |  06:03 AM

Chewbacca: “This feels alot better than those little Ewoks I have to catch!”

 | 17/11  |  07:18 AM

I’m Tatooine that ass .

 | 17/11  |  10:37 AM

No force involved.

 | 17/11  |  11:38 AM

wookie style is the new doggy style

 | 17/11  |  12:14 PM

Hans, does my bum look big in this.

 | 17/11  |  12:32 PM

That’s no moon…

 | 17/11  |  02:06 PM

RAAAALLLGR!

 | 17/11  |  05:18 PM

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”

 | 17/11  |  09:03 PM

"i allways loved doggystyle”

 | 17/11  |  09:27 PM

Laya..."Damn Chewbacca, I had more fun out of that little green fucker… Yoda fucked the shit out of me! Can’t you do any better than this? Your little hairy dick is about as much fun as watching Hans do his Solo”.

 | 17/11  |  10:05 PM

shit shit shit.

Yes Laya you do seem to have a temperature.

Hi Hans, how ya doin.....

Luke Your sister seems a little hot.

 | 17/11  |  10:58 PM

"I did it all for the wookie!"~Princess Layme

 | 18/11  |  02:10 AM

When I said I like a hairy pussy, I was thinking something a little more tame…

 | 18/11  |  03:27 AM

and you thought that storm trooper had a big helmet!

 | 18/11  |  11:58 AM

princess layher was taking the dog for a walk when all of a sudden chewy gave a little more love than she expected

 | 18/11  |  04:34 PM

Yes, yes, I’m sure. I was wrong, I have have been fucked wookie-style before.

 | 19/11  |  12:21 AM

I vote for TheMonkeyzAss

hahaha… good one

 | 19/11  |  12:40 AM

I vote TheMonkeyzAss

 | 19/11  |  12:40 AM

you can go ahead and delete this comment and the one before

 | 19/11  |  12:41 AM

"Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.”

 | 19/11  |  06:58 AM

Now thats what we call a good landing on the runway

 | 19/11  |  10:45 AM

Chewbacca has entered the ‘darkside’

 | 19/11  |  11:28 AM

Prinses Leia lets Chewbacca feel her dark (in)side

 | 19/11  |  11:34 AM

Get this walking Carpet outta my.....ass!!!

 | 19/11  |  03:05 PM

That’s the moment when Han Solo realised it wasn’t such a good idea to tell Chewie to take good care of the princess…
or:
That’s the moment when Han Solo realised that the sexpills Yoda had given him must have had some funny ingredients…

 | 19/11  |  06:31 PM

when i said ‘hairy’ i meant ‘i love hairy chest !!’ ONLY

 | 20/11  |  03:54 PM
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