Every Friday from now on we’ll be opening our Porn Caption Cafe for you to show off your wit and charm. The best caption left in the comments with regards to the posted picture wins a Totally NSFW T-Shirt. The winner will be announced in next week’s Porn Caption Cafe post. Fire away you dirty fucks.
Ron Jeremy wishes he was long enough to perform porn’s latest craze: the Slut-Kabob.
Amtrak Engineers show how the new coupling system will effect passenger transportation
woooooooooooo,woooooooooooo, chew,chew,chew,chew,chew !!!!!
The proof: girls don´t know the difference between “blowing the whistle” and “blowing in the whistle”
Forget the caption, I wish that was me!
I meant push-ups...but hell, drop and give me ten more!
Chain reaction control rod: How would you react?
Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of ass before you get a head!
ryan wins.
’Wait a second. There’s someone behind me, isn’t there?’
yeah dammit ryan wins!
laws of physics state that he can probably feel the first girl licking his ass
wait a minute… why doesn’t mine taste like asshole???
3th girl:
OO you naughty girl.. your ass really stinks.
Who says you can’t go ass to ass to ass to mouth.
the que for cream was getting bigger
"Lets all do the conga!”
Guy : wonder if my load will really end up by the last girl
The twister World Championships were reaching a big climax.
thank god none of you are vegitarian
Even a lezbo likes a little meat in their diet!
The U.S. Women’s Team demonstrates its proposed new Olympic event: Tug of War. The referee was delighted, but the Olympic Committee declined.
Just like buses, you wait for hours and then four come at once.
One of these things is not like the other.
...and now I’ll proceed to come in the 3rd girl’s mouth without moving my dick away. <drum roll>
1st girl: so are you sure we all get pleasure outta this?
guy: errrr, yeh sure why not
2nd girl: i think he’s lying
3rd girl: ewww this taste like ass
4th girl: i don’t know why i’m here but damn i got a long way to go!
Ann Summers release a new range of novelty sex key rings.
"the early bird gets the worm… and the others search the holes”
With a little help from her friends, Michelle (girl #1) is able to deep throat the worlds longest cock, a whopping 14 feet long…
Does anyone know what video this is from?
GIRL NUMBER 2 SAYS TO GIRL NUMBER 1.. ‘JUST A LITTLE MORE.. I CAN JUST FEEL THE HEAD COMING THROUGH!!’
Pussytrain!
The guy: I hope that they take turns.
Girl 1: I almost chocked with this thing.
Girl 2: This smell good.
Girl 3: Is that poop?
Girl 4: What am I doing here?
Chinese whispers has changed a lot since my day!
"The next train arriving at Platform 1, is the 13.30 train to heaven...”
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the TootsieCock?
1, 2, 3, 4. Apparently 4.
"Mmmmf! Mmmmmmph. MMMMMF!
DFS. Its our best sale yet!
Gary glitter was disappointed by the turn out- he’d specifically requested pre-pubescent!
It wasn’t disgusting until the last girl cried out “I can’t taste the cum anymore!”
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four sexy whores,
Three eating ass,
Two giving “Fuck me” eyes,
And a brunette sucking my cock.
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The first world naked leapfrog championship gets off to a bad start....