Here we go again. Let your filth rip on the rest of the wanking world people. Last week’s winner was Maccauk with his No Billy Bob when i said “go and punch that cunt over there” that wasn’t quite what i meant caption. If you want to win a NSFW t-shirt and be the pride of your town, leave your caption behind in the comments. The winner will be announced next Friday. Happy wanking guys. PS if you have a good picture for the caption competition, you are free to send it to us.
Sarah always had filth on the brain
Steve may wear his heart on his sleeve, but Julie wears his balls on her head
“ok, What am I thinking of?”
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“I am crushing your skull”
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Sexual postion #418: “Head bang”.
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New Party game: “Bobbing for balls”
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“No no no!
It’s a pair of maaracas!”
Billy was often cruel to his conjoined twin.
Is the girl in he background holding some kind of nutcracker?
Giving literal meaning to MTV’s “Headbanger Ball(s)”.
“I let them head my balls at times.”
This is Spaaaaarta!!!!!
Mary took the doctors advice and had her tonsils removed.
Sometimes you feel like some nuts, sometimes you don’t!
Take two of these and call me in the morning…
With Jen the sex is always better with a sack over her face.
I’ve always been nuts over you!
when i said i had nice ball control, i didnt mean your balls..
I’m gonna look like a Klingon - whaaaaahahahahah!!
just came up with another one:
“my, this is the biggest invisible dick I’ve had in my mouth!”
“There’s Clingons on the Starboard Bow, Starboard Bow… it’s life Jim, but not as we know it…”
lol, sry snowball, should read ‘em all first…
not stealing ur Klinog
“Ben Wa, is that you?”
“Simone during her Guiness World Record of heading 2 balls at the same time with her eyes closed.”
I wasn’t kidding when I told your family I would go balls out for our marriage.
“Look how tanned my balls are, in contrast to your skin”
no…, I asked for some regular Lipton tea and just *one* tea bag will do, thank you very much!
Gillian suffered much pain from her friend’s gift of Botox treatment, as the dyslexic doctor (ironic I know) had miss-spelt it ‘Bollox’
What is the fuss over these english teabags? think i’ll stick to the herbal leaves
Of course when they called you an asshat, they forgot to mention that the hat also has a front….
the new limbo rock game for girls
Look! my balls are larger than your brain!
Our hero drops anchor before probing for hidden treasures.
“Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead.”
everygirlswetdream; read, then comment
Amy decide to show her girlfriend why she always loses at Dodgeball!
my brains are bigger than yours!
The winky wanky bird, it winks when it wanks, and it wanks when it winks,
and no misses,
You can’t throw sand in its eyes
“I always said you had no balls…but really you are just dick-less”