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The Cannes film festival kicked off this week and the first celeb tits are on show. They are Lily Allen’s. She is a British singer and a bit of a party animal. Which makes her OK in our book. And getting her tits out earns her a gold star too.

Some sort of TV presenter type, but who cares. Any woman that goes to the beach topless should be encouraged to do so more often and that includes Daisy Fuentes.

Yesterday it was Neve Campbell getting her celebrity tits out and this time it is all round sexy babe Penelope Cruz. Her new movie is called Elegy and so far the only good about it is Penelope getting those damn sexy boobs out for a starring role. Tits 1, tits 2 and tits 3 are ready for your inspection.

After looking hot to trot in Scream and Wild Things, Neve Campbell’s career needed a bit of a lift. And so do her tits. She did the nude scene for her new movie I Really Hate My Job. For some reason I still would.

Alex McCord, one of the women on Bravo’s reality show “Real Housewives of New York City” posed for these revealing photos after the birth of her first child. Something to do with her telling the world that she “was still sexy”. Yeah, fuck that. Some other participants of the show did not agree blah blah blah. Fuck that too. Here are the pics. Hot or Not? As a MILF.

Miss Philippines 2007, also known as Binibining Pilipinas 2007, does not only want world peace and to erradicate hunger, but she also wants a hard cock to suck and fuck. Cue sex tape scandal.

Could this be Lindsay Lohan sucking off Calum Best? Rumours around the net are saying there is a tape of them floating about. The two of them “dated” for a short time last year.


In case you are wondering. Yes we are looking for the video of Ashley Alexandra Dupre appearing on Girls Gone Wild, but we just read this. Stalling tactics or true?

Kristin Davis became world famous with her role as Charlotte York in Sex And The City. Rumors has it a sex tape of her getting deep down and dirty has been leaked onto the net. The picture above is a screencap of that video. For a bigger picture click here. No need to tell you we want that video asap. Please mail us if you have it.
UPDATE: Have added 7 11 more pictures. What do you guys think? Is it her or not? I have my doubts. Tx 2 Ryan

Marissa Miller might be starring in the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, but all famous babes have to start at the bottom of the pile. And that means getting the tits our for photos and video. 

We posted the pictures earlier this week, but we are proud to be able to show you the sextape which has half of Asia in a twist. Edison Chen and Cecilia Chung show us how they make love. In a picture book style.

Edison Chen you might never have heard of ig you live anywhere but the Hong Kong region. He is a famous movie star out there. And one of his hobbies is too take amateur porn pictures of his conquests. We are still looking for the videos. Tx 2 The OrbZ

Another desperate “celebrity” on her way down appears in a sextape? Tiffany “New York” Pollard starred in Flavor of Love and some show called I Love New York. Now it looks as if she went back to the crackhouse to pimp her ass for some rocks.

- MILF gets her pussy eaten
- Lindsay lohan ready for some rearguard action
- Her secret pics
- Hot teens fucked in the ass
- Some outdoor fucking

Where there smoke there’s fire. There is a tape out there with Vivica Fox getting jiggy with it in A Future Pornstar kinda way. We would like to have that tape. Sooner rather then later. Do you best. Contact us if you find it.

She might be banging grandpa Douglas, but a long long time ago Catherine Zeta Jones got her youthful tiny tits out for some weird videoclip. 

What do you get when you take one French Olympic swimmer and a pissed of ex-boyfriend? That’s right, you get Laure Manaudou’s tits and ass all over the internet.

We always knew Heather Mills was a lying so-and-so. The ex-Mrs McCartney swore she did not pose for pornographic photo’s. Doesn’t she know you should never lie about something like that. Porn cannot be erased my dear. Click here for Heather’s hairy bush and other leg.

From one redhead to the next. Desperate Housewife is desperately fucked off. Her husband threw away 200 nude photo’s of her and someone found them. The first 4 can be seen on Totally Crap. We are waiting for the next batch to arrive.

It all started with this stolen video of Manon Thomas, a former Miss Holland and TV presenter, getting out of the bath and covered in foam. She made such a fuss about this being stolen that we searched a little deeper. And guess what we found? Yes, Manon Thomas likes to pose butt naked and in all her glory. Smile Manon, your on Totally NSFW.

I apologise in advance for this one. It looks so fake it even makes the Amy Fisher sextape seem a genuine leaked one. Of course it is not Fergie in that video, but I had to promise to Jesus it’d treat him kindly and send some of you wankers over to his shithole of a site. I’ll make it up to you soon, I promise.

If you want to know about what Kim Kardashian gets up to to get her titties into the 10 o’clock news you can do a search on Totally NSFW. We have plenty of stuff on her. Including her real Playboy pictures. My thoughts, what an ass and where is the beaver shot. Your thoughts?

Here we go! Yesterday the stills and now 5 minutes of the Amy Fisher Sextape. Update: More Amy can be found here and here. Password: project-xtapes.com.
UPDATE: scene 3, scene 4, scene 5 and scene 6. Same password as before.

A little more has emerged from the imminent Amy Fisher sextape drama. I still don’t fully understand what warrants all the fuzz as Amy is only famous for being a murdering ho. No skin off my nose, but it ain’t no Paris Hilton sextape. It all looks kind of staged to me. Check the sextape stills and let me know what you think. I’ll give Amy one thing though, she looks as if she knows how to suck a mean cock.

It has been a while, but Karla Endeca is about to break the drought. She and her curvasious body entertain us through 8 minutes of homemade sextape advernture.

Remember this from last week? Well, the first picture of Vanessa Hudgens nude has hit the net. Nice perky tits and a well kept bush. What do you think? And where are the other pics?

It was a long time coming, but we all know those uncensored pics of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Latch-on were going to hit the net sooner rather then later. We’ve seen them get happy with each other in the pool and we know they got freaky with it later on. Some of those pics including the full frontal of Vanessa have hit the net. I think it is her. What do you think?

Italians do it better. We had Italian actress Alessia Merz popping the titties out recently and now we have Adriana Volpe getting them out for a walk along the beach. Any hot Spanish, Brazilian, French, Russian TV babes that get them out too?

We posted a small piece of Noelia’s sextape earlier this week. We now post the 4 minute version in full color. Noelia shows us her clean shaven pussy and ass and once again gets fucked by a big cock. And she tries a little anal this time. Great stuff. Many thx 2 Locotezz.

We like celebrities that do porn. Eventhough they did not mean to. Noelia is a Puerto Rican singer and not a bad looking lady if you ask me. It seems that her ex-boyfriend released a tape of him banging her. We don’t approve of this kind of behaviour. Until the video reaches us. Thx 2 Locotezz.

Last week we posted a video of a hot babe getting it on with herself in a homemade video. We said it looked a hell of a lot like Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten fame. We were wrong. Or so Kerry Katona herself says in the UK’s biggest newspaper, The Sun. If we are wrong, why the need to deny it? 

Kerry Katona used to be in a girl band called Atomic Kitten. She left, had a kid, made the papers with some topless shots and now this video has emerged and we want to know whether this really is Kerry Katona fingering herself. As an added bonus we have Natascha Hamilton (Atomic Kitten) topless on a beach.

The sage continues. After the initial trailer, the video in which we finally saw her big tits and the one in which she is getting banged from behind, we are finally getting to see her pussy. If only briefly. Only a matter of time before the whole sextape hits the net. DRM included, but that won’t stop you lot. Can someone also shut that Jay R up please?

Rumour has it that during filming of her movie The Breakup Jennifer was asked to show a bit more than planned. In one scene she tries to get her ex_lover’s, Vince Vaughn, attention by dropping her towel while he is playing a video agme. We caught a glimps of ass, but there was more to it than that. Rumour has it Jennifer showed some top tits too. Could this be the topless picture of Jennifer Aniston the rumours are about?

Every day we get fed a little more of the Kim Kardashian sextape. This time it is a clip of her doing it doggy style and shouting I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum. Don’t say it bitch, show us! The company that bought the rights to this video is fine with throwing us these tit bits, but I’ll bet you they’ll cry like a bitch that got pimp slapped when the whole vid finds it way onto the net. For free.

It’s a new day and that means it is time for another episode of the (so far) boring exploits of Kim Kardashian. This time though we get to see some tits in action. And don’t forget the huge nipples. We hope to have the full tape soon, so e can judge if it Paris is still the queen of sextapes or whether her friend Kim will get to take over that pearl necklace. Thx 2 pornstar

Paris Hilton’s friend and party companion, Kim Kardashian, does everything Paris does. This means Kim also had to get herself a sextape out. It features Kim and some R&B singer doing not a whole lot if the BORING trailer is anything to go by. Get us that full length tape people.

Mena Suvari became famous as the lust object for Kevin Spacey in the Hollywood blockbuster American Beauty. She went topless in that film and it made us want to see more of her. Well, years later Mena obliged by sunbathing topless on a beach somewhere. 

Earlier we only had the cam version of this much anticipated video of Keeley doing her best to give the perfect BJ. It was also only 5 minutes long. Now, thanks to our TC and NSFW forum, we can show you the full version. To get you in the mood some galleries of Keeley doing a calender shoot, posing on a beach and playing poker with a female friend. You’ve just gotta love that gorgeous woman.

They never learn do they. Now Indonesian singer Maria Eva has been caught with her kit off banging with some fat lawmaker. She was questioned for 7 hours (thats about 6h hours and 59 minutes longer then the sex lasted) about her push for internet stardom. Judge for yourself if she can cut it with the big hitters like Paris or Pam.