[03-09-08] Bird 400 Competition: Win Our Cash UPDATE
A little update for our Bird 400 competition. Dear NSFW fans. Please read the rules of the competition carefully. We’ll need pictures of your bird with a reference to NSFW in it. In other words, her with a sign saying she loves us, doing it for us, doing it for all the Totally NSFW fans and so on. Simply sending pictures from some bird in normal poses is great and we can use them, but NOT in our competition. Thanks and now get her drunk, make a sign and take those pictures.
[01-09-08] Bird 400 Competition: Win Our Cash
Bird 400 is coming up and we want it to be one of your birds. Send us pictures of your bird holding a Totally NSFW sign or with another clear reference to Totally NSFW and if we post her as Bird 400 you’ll win $400. All other entries posted will get a free Totall NSFW t-shirt of their choice. Now, start convincing.
[30-11-07] Porn Caption Cafe Part 7
I am off to see Tiesto do his DJ thing and on Sunday I am going to an Erotica show, so stay tuned for the photo’s from that. In the meantime enjoy your weekend, enjoy our archives and enjoy coming up with a caption for this week’s competition. To make it extra interesting I am not only going to give away a NSFW shirt to the winner but I’ll also add a 2 Girls 1 Cup shirt.
Last week’s winner was Hurley182 with a topical All this bitch needed was an apple in her mouth and thats Thanks Giving taken care of for another year.....
[25-11-07] Porn Caption Cafe Part 6
Sorry guys. I was away this weekend so the caption cafe was closed. We are open for business now and if you want to win a cool NSFW shirt smply drop your dirty laundry in the comments. Last week’s winner was Wanker001 with Chewbacca has entered the ‘darkside’ .
[16-11-07] Porn Caption Cafe Part 5HOT
It is Friday again and that means we leave you to wank in peace. It was the week that saw us add some new servers to make your wanking pleasure all that more enjoyable. It was also the week in which we reached 200 episodes of our birdwatching category. We want to reach that next 200, so keep sending your birds in to us. It was also the week that saw the Amy Fisher sextape hit the internet and it was the week of loads and loads of porn.
Last week’s winner was PraetorianXX with Sarah always had filth on the brain . If you want to win a NSFW shirt you’d better start coming up with some filth to caption this week’s picture with. Happy wanking boys and girls.
[09-11-07] Porn Caption Cafe Part 4HOT
Here we go again. Let your filth rip on the rest of the wanking world people. Last week’s winner was Maccauk with his No Billy Bob when i said “go and punch that cunt over there” that wasn’t quite what i meant caption. If you want to win a NSFW t-shirt and be the pride of your town, leave your caption behind in the comments. The winner will be announced next Friday. Happy wanking guys. PS if you have a good picture for the caption competition, you are free to send it to us.
