TC NSFW | never safe

There simply is no better way to spend an evening than turning on the TV, tying up the wife and poking her with a dildo on a stick.

This amateur babe loves her ass. In fact, she loves it so much she is inserting all sorts to make it happy. Anal masturbation can’t be beat.

If you are of the persuasion that two chick are always better than one chick, you’re in luck. here is about 30 minutes of two cute amateur lesbians playing with each other and their pussies.

Fucking hell people, what this amateur chick does simply can’t be good for your asshole. They’re huge.

Hot teen chick rids a huge dildo. Flexible girl I must say. Does a great job riding that thing!

This super cute brunette knows what she wants. A dildo in her pussy and a cock in her mouth.

This hot babe masturbating herself with her fingers and a big dildo should get you going this morning.

I know we are told to eat our vegetables and fruits, but I don’t think this amateur chick has got the right idea about how to eat carrots. Unless, of course, she has the amazing ability to extract the goodness via her pussy.

This blonde secretary enjoys her toys. She has nice tits, and she is very horny. Who wants a secretary?

If you like looking at pussy from up close this is the bird for you. You can almost tickle her clit. Tx 2 D

We fucking made it. Who’d have thought it when we started Totally NSFW all those years ago. Well, we did. We know there are plenty of wankers out there looking for a good mix of amateur and pro porn. We hope Totally NSFW has served you well. Bird 500 is not a submission, we picked them ourselves. Yes, you read that well, them, Bird 500 features two bird who get busy with each other. On to 501. Think we can get Levi’s to sponsor it?

She works that peachy ass good and proper with a dildo and her fingers.

How about a huge (and I mean huge) gallery starring some hottie named Micha? Hot close ups and a glass dildo!

A cute amateur brunette dials a number, whips out a big ass dildo and gets down to business in front of a mirror.

She’s got a peachy ass and a dildo. Any other wishes?

Asian lady playing with a huge dildo. What are you waiting for Mama San, put the damn thing in your pussy!

If you’re not sure what 2008 was all about, let us refresh you memory. It was about objects and people doing things to those objects. Be they girls and cups or men and jars. To finish this phenomenon on a high we bring you 1 man and his 2 dildos. On some level out there in left field you’ve got to take your hat off to this man for his trick, but hold on to it tightly as it might dissappear up his great big black hole.

After uploading bird 469 and studying her closely I feel I might have mixed up two blonde chicks. Both put out though. Thoughts?

She well and truly loves her dildos. Great and small. She’ll take them all. Up the ass.

How do those porn chicks get their names? Anyhow, check out Tequila doing it solo in a kitchen.

I love chicks who watch porn and enjoy it. And this blonde certainly does.

Only the three people taking part in this amateur video know what the fuck is going on. I see a blowjob, someone answering the phone and a woman being worked on with a drill dildo. All very redneck to me.

How many of you wankers would like to join this wanking babe next time she feels lonely?

A hot brunette teasing you with her ass before ramming home that dildo.

In case if you were wondering what that special flavour was. Here is your answer.

Two blondes, a changing room and a strap on.

Here’s a nice amateur threesome between two birds and a lucky guy.

As it is the weekend we’ll move staright on with somebody’s ex-wife. She’ll be mighty pissed off when these blowjob photo’s of hers reach her friends.

A brunette hottie fingering herself before she takes out the big black dildo and rams it home.

Ladies, if you miss your guy, why not follow this chicks lead and make a little anal masturbation video for him. And us.

A hot brunette sticking dildos up her ass in front of a webcam. Good girl.

Two blonde lesbians licking the hell out each other in this hot clip. Grab those toys and get wild ladies…

Georgina Baillie is the chick who got banged by British comic Russell brand and he told his radio listeners and her granddad about it and got fired. She tried to play the innocent and moaned about her privacy, but as soon as she got a whiff of fame via the tabloids she went for it and started plugging her Satanic Sluts burlesque group. But nevermind all that bullshit, what I want to show you is Georgina not being so private about her privates in this lesbian scene and in this slutty photoshoot.
Update: and some more of her here.

It is still 6 weeks to go untill X-Mas but that hasn’t stopped Mrs. Santa getting her freak on and her dildo out.

This is a bird who works in the local Tesco (supermarket) she is the ex of a friend. she did this to show him what he was missing. Well, he sure is missing a nice dirty chick with a sweet pussy and ass. Tx 2 submitter

This here chick loves to get busy with her sex toys.

Bird 410 is a self shot fan and an even bigger fan of shoving things up her own holes. How different objects can you count?

When you finish that bottle of vino tonight, why not get the wife to act kinky with it.

Mindy Vega doing what she does best. Playing with herself in front of her webcam. Man, she’s one sexy performer.

Girls that love spreading them legs and pussy lips are always welcome on Totally NSFW. So, welcome Bird 406 from all of us.

Some shy amateur babe riding a big dildo and really doing a great job. If she ever needs a real cock. I’ll help her out!

We love girls that let men be men. Bird 404 let’s her man drink his bottles of Corona and she recycles them and uses them as dildos. Great for the environment and great for us.

Two Japanese chicks dressed as French maids scream it out as their pussies get worked over.

A close up video of a pussy getting wet and being brought to orgasm. Study and learn.

A blonde amateur teen using her fingers and a big ass dildo to masturbate.

Two lesbians getting completely wild with their toys and each other. A bit kinky, but if your into that sort of porn a must see.

What do you do if you’ve got two chicks ready for a bit of loving but you’re one dick short of a DP? Yup, you get one of the chicks to strap on a dildo and away you go.

Simply gettig a cock in her ass is not enough for Beth. No, she also needs a big dildo up there. And her man does not disappoint her.

Classic porn story. Two naughty schoolgirls got detention, the teacher walks in and within a minute they are sucking his cock. Great threesome action I must say.

Damn NSFWers! We have seen many a chick put a hand to herself over the years here on Totally NSFW, but never as vigorously as this blonde babe. She just goes for it. And her favorite toy? A carrot. And she also uses a giant purple dildo and a bottle of lube. We just love her. And so will you.

Bird 378 speaks the French language and maybe that of dick too. She’s seen here showing off her body and her collection of toys. Which dissappear in her mouth, pussy and ass.

You’ve got to love the blowjob face Bird 377 makes. It’s not as if she is ass to mouth-ing it.
Birdwatching competition

I wonder why this amateur chick is riding her dildo. I bet most of the guys on Totally NSFW wouldn’t mind replacing that rubber thing. Anyhow, she has a great time and we get to watch.

Dude is lost in the woods. Hears some noise, follows it and ends up meeting two blonde redneck girls. After a minute of small talk they decide to have a threesome. That’s porn…

Can you guess what it is yet by looking at the thumb? Yes, you’re right. It is a cock hungry amateur bird.

Ever wondered what a all female gangbang looks like? Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Check it out!

it feels a bit like Germany Day in Totally NSFW. First the German Olympians in Playboy and now a hot German girl playing with herself, a dildo and her guy. Don’t forget that you too can upload pictures and videos to Totally Up Yours and we will link them on Totally NSFW if they are any good (and we don’t doubt that).

Tattooed guy playing with his girlfriend’s pussy till she’s all hot and wet. Then he let’s her finish it herself.

Amateur woman ridding a dildo on a mirror. I guess she likes the view.