TC NSFW | never safe

This has got to be one of the worst porn scenes you have eer seen. It’s so bad, it is funny! Check out Superwoman!

I hope you are into piercings and chains because if you’re not, you might want to skip this one. Made me laugh tough.

We normally try to show you guys and gals the hot stuff, this nopt really hot, but it’s pretty funny. So have a look at these sneaky fuckers.

No man to fuck you? Don’t worry about it, just have a ride on your homemade sex machine.

Okay, there are a lot of bad porn flicks in the world, but Star Trix must be one of the worst. It’s so bad it’s almost funny. Have a look at the trailer right here. How are you supposed to wank at this…

Kink.com is a San Francisco-based internet pornography company that runs a group of websites devoted to BDSM and related fetishes. They are doing this since 1997 and now they made a video with 11 minutes of porn bloopers. Not really wank material, but funny entertaining as fuck!

What makes a man fuck a car? Even if you like fucking cars, why would you upload it somewhere? Anyhow, still interested? Check out the car fucker!

Rappers like 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg are known for their XXX video clips. Hot chicks with huge tits dancing, playing in the hot tub and shaking their asses. I guess the Russian rapper who made this video wanted something like that. Didn’t really succeed, but it’s funny as fuck.

Porn is more then just some people fucking each others brains out. It’s an art form. Especially when you can great music with gag, fuck, suck and scream noises. Want some more? Check Wrongness Incorporated.

Some of the downloaded amateurs don’t make it to the our Amateurs series. Why? Because they have to much clothes on, they are ugly as fuck or their just retarded. Anyhow, some of the pics are still pretty hot and some are just funny. Have a look!

Everybody knows that the sun makes you skin darker. Funny, because stuff like photo’s and clothing gets lighter. I wonder what is happening to this woman’s little star…

This topic is a little bit different than other TotallyNSFW topics, because the video we are going to show you is depending on what mindsetting you are. Because you are here, we are assuming that you want to spank your little Monkey. If that is true, please turn off your sound. If you want a little laugh before getting some nice and warm handshake, please turn your sound a little bIt harder. Ok, are you ready? We present a real Webcam MILF.

We really, really, really like our chicks hot and steamy here on Totally NSFW, but sometimes you find a clip that you just have to post. Why people, why?

Ah, some really bad acting and good fucking. Man, porn can be funny.

Ever wondered what John McCain running mate Sarah Palin did before she became governor of Alaska? Well, let’s just say it was a bit different then what she’s doing nowadays… Enjoy the Sarah Palin sex tape.

Ever been to a supermarket where two German swinger sluts stick all sorts of stuff up their snatch? Neither have I, but it happens… Check out the clip here and to download the higher quality, just grab this link.

One pussy is quite enough for this man banging some chick.

So you get 5 Italian teens to shoot a porn scene and you only hire one bloke… That guy is pretty damn lucky. Great voice over by the way… NOT!

When bored of fishing, swimming or scuba diving why not participate in some underwater sex. It looks great.

You probably know Naked News. Babes bringing you news while they slowly undress themselves. Great concept, except the news part. Somehow you end up listening to the crap they have to say. Here’s the solution! News you can’t understand… Enjoy video 1, video 2 and video 3!

Priceless story. A brides wedding day must be perfect, so this bride has chosen that everything must be photographed for later. And if we say everything, we mean everything, like the bride wrestling into her dress. After this beautiful day the newlywed couple brought their pictures to a company that has a special online service where family members can buy prints from the wedding, but the couple didn’t noticed that on the dress pictures you can see a little landing spot.

We love porn, but we also love a people who get themselves in trouble. So people who get into trouble while making porn… Priceless!

I hate public transport. Especially in the morning. All those people with their coffee and newspapers who want to sit next to me. Fuck them! The only place in the world where I would love to go with the subway every morning is China. Those subways look like fun!!!

The chick in this video must be some ex circus artist. She does some amazing things while getting fucked!

They are pretending to be amateurs, but I don’t buy it. Not that it matters. They seem to have a goodtime and well it they are happy… I’m happy!

One of our Dutch blog visitors send in this really funny video. I don’t think this freaky pair is still in love. She blows his and he is smoking a cigarette. Thx Snor!

Wow, this is something you don’t see everyday… A hot naked chick showing up at your fucked up party.

If you are into black ladies with huge tits, this is a must see! I wonder what size bra she needs.

So your wife is out working her ass off and you don’t have shit to do? Call your ex and invite her over for a good fucking session. But watch out, you might get caught. Smile, your on candid camera!

All those skinny chicks with there small toys. Have look at this ‘babe’ who clearly can handle a proper toy…

In some parts of the world it’s part-time. Carnival 2008, so let’s go crazy!!! Or just wear a funny head…

I always knew those little blue fuckers had orgies!

What to do when you can’t afford a real doll? Just grab something fuckable from the mortuary. Enjoy!

Thank god for webcams. One of the best ways for young babes to show themselves to the whole wide world. But it gets even better when one of those teen hotties gets busted by daddy. PWND!!!

Want to see how a Shark fucks a dugong? I thought you would!

I am off to see Tiesto do his DJ thing and on Sunday I am going to an Erotica show, so stay tuned for the photo’s from that. In the meantime enjoy your weekend, enjoy our archives and enjoy coming up with a caption for this week’s competition. To make it extra interesting I am not only going to give away a NSFW shirt to the winner but I’ll also add a 2 Girls 1 Cup shirt.

Last week’s winner was Hurley182 with a topical All this bitch needed was an apple in her mouth and thats Thanks Giving taken care of for another year…..

You’ve received the link, you’ve seen the movie, now buy the t-shirt and let your friends, colleagues and parents know what you are all about. And lets be honest, giving this as a X-mas present will seriously enhance the dinner table conversation.

This is just hilarious. The dude in this clip is trying to impress his chick with his sideways fucking skills. She is more interested in the Bold and the Beautiful…

This must be the worst acting in a pornvideo ever… ROTFLOL!

If you have plans to visit Beijing, please behave and try to act like the locals!

Some chicks want to look like Paris Hilton. This chick wants to look like Paris when her sextape was shot.

Every Friday from now on we’ll be opening our Porn Caption Cafe for you to show off your wit and charm. The best caption left in the comments with regards to the posted picture wins a Totally NSFW T-Shirt. The winner will be announced in next week’s Porn Caption Cafe post. Fire away you dirty fucks.

Roadworks are normally a pain in the ass, but this way they are not bad at all.

And the best part is she went to university and speaks two languages. Via Our Forum.

Some Future Porn Stars are stars already, they just don’t know it yet.

Female karate student fucks her Sensai. Porn = funny sometimes.

Remember the London Rooftop Fuckers? Well, now we also have the Bridge top Fuckers.

This bloke lost his mind. Painting with his dick and calling himself Pricasso.

Working in the porn business is hard work. Day in day out you have to look like your horny as fuck. So when you have a break it time to relax and have some fun…

Fuck the Olympics. The Girls Gone Wild Games is way better to look at! 

Anyone who’s not chicken, stand in a circle facing each other. When the music starts, hold your hands out in front of you and open and close them like a chicken beak four times. Put your thumbs in your armpits and flap your wings four times. Place your arms and hands like the tail feathers of a chicken and wiggle down to the floor four times. Clap four times. Repeat steps 1-5 four times. After the fourth time take the hands of the people on either side of you and everyone move in a circle. When you get dizzy, switch directions. Repeat until the end of the music or until you fall on the floor. Or you go for the Dutch version of the dance!

Remember Tigger from Pooh Bear? Well he got old and freaky.

So you think it’s cool to fuck your girlfriend on the rooftop? Next time make sure that no one’s watching! PWND!

Don’t you just hate it when porn is slow? Your watching for half a hour and still no tits and ass… Totallynsfw offers you a great solution. Chipmunk Porn!