TC NSFW | never safe

If you are into black ladies with huge tits, this is a must see! I wonder what size bra she needs.

So your wife is out working her ass off and you don’t have shit to do? Call your ex and invite her over for a good fucking session. But watch out, you might get caught. Smile, your on candid camera!

All those skinny chicks with there small toys. Have look at this ‘babe’ who clearly can handle a proper toy…

In some parts of the world it’s part-time. Carnival 2008, so let’s go crazy!!! Or just wear a funny head…

I always knew those little blue fuckers had orgies! 

What to do when you can’t afford a real doll? Just grab something fuckable from the mortuary. Enjoy! 

Thank god for webcams. One of the best ways for young babes to show themselves to the whole wide world. But it gets even better when one of those teen hotties gets busted by daddy. PWND!!!

Want to see how a Shark fucks a dugong? I thought you would! 

I am off to see Tiesto do his DJ thing and on Sunday I am going to an Erotica show, so stay tuned for the photo’s from that. In the meantime enjoy your weekend, enjoy our archives and enjoy coming up with a caption for this week’s competition. To make it extra interesting I am not only going to give away a NSFW shirt to the winner but I’ll also add a 2 Girls 1 Cup shirt.

Last week’s winner was Hurley182 with a topical All this bitch needed was an apple in her mouth and thats Thanks Giving taken care of for another year.....

You’ve received the link, you’ve seen the movie, now buy the t-shirt and let your friends, colleagues and parents know what you are all about. And lets be honest, giving this as a X-mas present will seriously enhance the dinner table conversation.

This is just hilarious. The dude in this clip is trying to impress his chick with his sideways fucking skills. She is more interested in the Bold and the Beautiful…

This must be the worst acting in a pornvideo ever… ROTFLOL! 

If you have plans to visit Beijing, please behave and try to act like the locals! 

Some chicks want to look like Paris Hilton. This chick wants to look like Paris when her sextape was shot. 

Every Friday from now on we’ll be opening our Porn Caption Cafe for you to show off your wit and charm. The best caption left in the comments with regards to the posted picture wins a Totally NSFW T-Shirt. The winner will be announced in next week’s Porn Caption Cafe post. Fire away you dirty fucks.

Roadworks are normally a pain in the ass, but this way they are not bad at all. 

And the best part is she went to university and speaks two languages. Via Our Forum.

Some Future Porn Stars are stars already, they just don’t know it yet. 

Female karate student fucks her Sensai. Porn = funny sometimes.

Remember the London Rooftop Fuckers? Well, now we also have the Bridge top Fuckers.

This bloke lost his mind. Painting with his dick and calling himself Pricasso. 

Working in the porn business is hard work. Day in day out you have to look like your horny as fuck. So when you have a break it time to relax and have some fun…

Fuck the Olympics. The Girls Gone Wild Games is way better to look at! 

Anyone who’s not chicken, stand in a circle facing each other. When the music starts, hold your hands out in front of you and open and close them like a chicken beak four times. Put your thumbs in your armpits and flap your wings four times. Place your arms and hands like the tail feathers of a chicken and wiggle down to the floor four times. Clap four times. Repeat steps 1-5 four times. After the fourth time take the hands of the people on either side of you and everyone move in a circle. When you get dizzy, switch directions. Repeat until the end of the music or until you fall on the floor. Or you go for the Dutch version of the dance! 

Remember Tigger from Pooh Bear? Well he got old and freaky. 

So you think it’s cool to fuck your girlfriend on the rooftop? Next time make sure that no one’s watching! PWND! 

Don’t you just hate it when porn is slow? Your watching for half a hour and still no tits and ass… Totallynsfw offers you a great solution. Chipmunk Porn!