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If you’re going to pay a lady for sex you might as well film it for later enjoyment. This Italian wanker paid a prozzie for sex in his car and now you can dry run her and check her skills before handing her your money should you ever run into her.
Another hundred another try. We’re creeping up on Bird 600 and Totally NSFW is giving you and your bird the chance to win $600 if we make her Bird 600. We’ve ran this type of contest before and a lot of people bitched about the fact that we didn’t give the money away, but the simple reason is that we did not receive valid entries. So, if you want to win our $600 you need to comply with the following rules. We’ve got 40 birds to go until we hit Bird 600, so that should give you about 3-4 weeks to convince you chick she needs to do this so you can take her away somewhere nice. But remember you can only win if you comply with the rules, so read them carefully.
UPDATE: We’ve reached Bird 590. You’ve got one more week to send in your pictures and claim that $600 price money
MILF needs money end gets back into ‘the business’ starring in a scene for MILF Money. Well, she still got it! Now pay the tramp.
A little update for our Bird 400 competition. Dear NSFW fans. Please read the rules of the competition carefully. We’ll need pictures of your bird with a reference to NSFW in it. In other words, her with a sign saying she loves us, doing it for us, doing it for all the Totally NSFW fans and so on. Simply sending pictures from some bird in normal poses is great and we can use them, but NOT in our competition. Thanks and now get her drunk, make a sign and take those pictures.
Bird 400 is coming up and we want it to be one of your birds. Send us pictures of your bird holding a Totally NSFW sign or with another clear reference to Totally NSFW and if we post her as Bird 400 you’ll win $400. All other entries posted will get a free Totall NSFW t-shirt of their choice. Now, start convincing.
On October 23rd Totally NSFW will celebrate its 1st birthday. Something special is in order we think. We really really like our Birdwatching and Future Porn Star topics so we thought we’d do something with those. We will be handing out $500 to the best birdwatching photoshoot and $500 for the best Future Porn Star we receive in our contest to celebrate that first birthday. Interested? Read the rules carefully.
UPDATE: You have less then a week left to win our money.
