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I had no idea who Liza Li was either, but she convinced me with this sexy German Playboy shoot. She’s a German singer by the way. So, who wins it Audrina Patridge or Liza Li?

I had no idea who Audrina Patridge was until someone hit me up with this link of her posing nude for Playboy. It appears she is an “actress” in some reality tv show called The Hills. Fuck that, we want to see her take three cocks at once.

Coco is Ice-T’s biatch and she’s got a huge pair of tits and a massive ass on her. Time to get them all out for the people from Playboy.

If you want to know about what Kim Kardashian gets up to to get her titties into the 10 o’clock news you can do a search on Totally NSFW. We have plenty of stuff on her. Including her real Playboy pictures. My thoughts, what an ass and where is the beaver shot. Your thoughts?

Our friends over at LA Rag Mag got invited to some sort of porn Halloween party at the Playboy mansion and basically we want to get invited too. Come on guys, get us in there next time round so we can take some proper photos and videos.

Yolanda made it all the way to the top of her profession. She’s become a Playboy Cyber Girl. That means she gets her tits and ass plastered all over the internet. Shame on Playboy for overdoing the photoshop once again.

Gorgeous face and a gorgeous body. Why oh why did Mandy Marie need to touch those titties?

Kellie is a lanky blonde with a pretty face. Not a bad body either. I guess that is why is was picked as February’s Cyber Girl in the UK. Shame about the fake boobs.

In the comments from this post there where some questions about the babe in the clip. Well, her name is Janine Habeck and she’s a 2004 German playmate. Thank god for Google! Have a look ata little more Janine. For the downloaders High Res picture can be found here.

Air Force Sergeant Michelle Manhart has been a naughty girl. She posed for Playboy and now her superiors are a little pissed off. Not to worry. I am sure that after having seen the photos and Michelle giving them a special stand to attention ceremony they’ll let it slide.

If you are into redheads with big tits then Fi Stevens is the girl for you. Whether you are the man for Fi Stevens is a whole other matter so don’t blame us if she does not return your phone calls.

Vida Guerra is famous the world over for her sexy ass. We have posted her before here and here, but this fully nude set is by far the best we have seen yet. It will be hard to progress from these pics unless she starts doing soft/hardcore. Here’s us praying on our knees. Thx 2 Robert.

Jessica is a gorgeous redhead with a playboy past (and future). She is co-ed of January 2007 and we can understand why. Big tits and a nice landing strip.

Amanda Paige is a former Playmate, but we show you the bits you didn’t see in the Hugh’s toilet read.

Pamela Anderson does Playboy again. She still looks good and I know you’d still do her. The only difference between now and the Pamela Anderson in Playboy 10 years ago is the extra work she is causing the PB photoshop legends.

I checked out Stacey here and found out she was in Clueless. After that it went downhill until she saw sense and got her gear off for the boys around the world.