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So you pay a fortune to get Lindsay Lohan in the December issue of Playboy and a few day before the release THIS HAPPENS! Internet, it rocks!
Here’s one for the Dutchies and the peeps that click on anything. Playboy paid Amanda Krabbe money to show her fine body. Why they wanted Amanda is the question… She’s the wife of a mediocre television host. That means she has less talent then a Kardashian. Anyhoe, the leaked Playboy pics Holland is looking for right here.
Natalie Horler is an English-German singer and television presenter, known internationally as the lead singer of the Eurodance group Cascada. She’s not only a good singer, but also very stunning and naked in this Playboy shoot.
Annoying piano, but a great looking chick named Ava Milano showing us her amazing rack. Thanks to the blokes over at the bunny company.
When Playboy picks a hot babe to shoot with and does a little behind the scenes vid, we always get a little slime on our faces. Especially when that babe is Netty Maj.
Just a little video to relive those happy times in the PB Mansion. Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt running around naked.
Playboy named Michelle Wittenberg coed of the month. We don’t care! We just enjoy her amazing looks!
Hallo mein Name ist Jannina 20 Jahre. That’s about everything I could find on German model Jannina Hofmann. Oh, there was one more thing… Her October issues of Playboy pics. Fine looking lady I must say.
Those cheeky fuckers over at Playboy leaked some new material starring Kim Kardashian. The shoot from 3 years ago was fine, but these shots are even better! Ladies and wankers, Kim Kardashian!
The mighty fine Kelly Brook will be the start is the September issue of Playboy. Why wait till September while we’ve got the pics right here?
Here we’ve got a nice little piece of ass that does her thing for Playboy and she looks amazing. Go have look for yourself.
Absolute babe Bethanie Badertscher is doing some shoot for Playboy and we get to watch in this bind the scenes video. Great looking chick I must say!
The ultra hot Markesa Yeager did her modeling thing for the good people of Playboy with this hotness as result. Damn, that girl is sexy!
Finally, the sex tape starring former Playboy employ Kendra Wilkinson is available. You can go to Vivid and buy the tape or you can click here and download it (password: ease). Pretty easy choice right? Thanks 2 Jake!
What the hell are they waiting for?! If you’ve got the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, show it to the world! For now we’ve only got these stills of the tape, but they only make us more curios. Then again, nice pics!
Kara Jo, I don’t even have a clue who she is and where she’s from, but I do know she did a video for Playboy and it hot!
Playboy model Jenna Bentley was doing some swimsuite shoot and one of her huge tits went his own way. Well, at least that’s the story. Staged I’d say, but who cares. We need more flashing models anyway!
No, forget about the shoot, this clip is way hotter! Check out Beth Williams doing it for Playboy!
You probably don’t know her, but Jess Donckers is a babe from Belgium who does something with television and modeling. Who gives a crap… She did Playboy and here are the shots. Must say, bunny magazine did a great job.
In the April 2009 issue of Playboy ultra hottie Hope Dworaczyk was the main bunny. After watching this amazing video in know why. Truly amazing babe!
The ultra hot Victoria Ivanova did a shoot for the bunny magazine and someone had the great idea to bring a camera. They ended up with this and all I have to say is hot as fuck!
I’m telling you, 2010 will be the year Eva Wyrwal will become one of the best known glamour models out there. Not a big surprise when you look at her amazing body in the Polish issue of Playboy.
She’s a 60 year old attention whore from Holland who used to fuck the wasted up MTV star Adam Curry. To keep a long story short. She did Playboy and here are the pics.
A babe like Debbie Beal who shows us her amazing body in a ulta sexy way should get a post on TotallyNSFW. Don’t you think?
The good people over at Playboy are doing a great job. In the December issue it’s the lovely Joanna Krupa who makes an appearance. Don’t want to wait till December? Check out the pics right now!
Oh my god, those bunnies over at Playbot sure know what they are doing. Tess Taylor did a shoot with them and all I can say is too damn sexy!
Extra TotallyNSFW topic, read all about it! Well, there is not much to read, but after some announcements that there will be a Shauna Sand sextape soon, we can now tell you that if you want to pay for the tape, you can. For the people who want to see the sextape of Shauna Sand first before paying for the video can download it from Rapidshare. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 and Part 5. Some images from the video can be seen here.
I have said before and I’ll say it again, Jesus Martinez is a boss. Not only because he’s got the best celeb blog out there, but he’s also the man that brings you some exclusive Shauna Sand sex tape clips!
Holy crap, I’m the biggest Playboy fan in the world, but they did a amazing job on the Giuliana Marino shoot.
Don’t worry, everybody can ‘read’ the Brazilian version of Playboy Magazine. Almost all shoot from 1997 til 2009 on one fantastic page. Enjoy!
She opens her eyes after a good night’s sleep and everything is perfect. Make-up looks great, hair is perfect. I wonder how a chick like Jia Lynn does it.
Sharae Spears won Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Year 2009. A deserving choice or not?
There once was a time people would buy a magazine to check out a topless Shauna Sand. Now you just have to go to Miami Beach and keep your eyes open. (or click here and see what a mess she made of herself).
In stores next month, but already on Totally Crap. Lisa Rinna in the US Playboy. Now, Lisa is an actress, presenter and soap star, appearing in such esteemed productions as Days of our Lives and Melrose Place. We’d rather see her in bed with her legs spread though, but appearing in Playboy is a good start.
Do you know who Biliana Yotovska is? I didn’t but after checking her MySpace I found out she’s a Playboy, Maxim and other magazine model who doesn’t mind showing het goods. Here’s a little behind the scenes clip showing her at work.
Remember the good old days? Wanking with a Playboy you stole from your dad… Well, let’s do the same thing, but in a 2.0 version. Playboy opened a great site with all the old magazines!
For the peep who have a clue who Aubrey O’Day is. The Playboy pics from the march issue. If you don’t have a clue, just a hot babe who get’s her Photoshopped tits out!
Professional bunny Carmen Electra got her warez out once more to celebrate a Playboy anniversary. She’s 36 at present but the wonder of photoshop have shaved off at least 10 years. We here at the Totally Crap HQ still would invite her to our X-Mas bukkake party though.
Lieke van Lexmond is a Dutch TV actress. And now a two time Playboy bunny. She has appeared in the bunny mag before, but wanted another go. To show a different side of herself!? To make sure nothing was leaked Playboy screened anyone and anyone’s family that might possibily probably come into contact with the photos before they were published. It sort of worked.
Shauna Sand used to be a playmate and married to an actor, but don’t be too overjoyed with that news. Sure the nips and lips are in good view, but did we really want to see them. Damn nasty.
I had no idea who Liza Li was either, but she convinced me with this sexy German Playboy shoot. She’s a German singer by the way. So, who wins it Audrina Patridge or Liza Li?
I had no idea who Audrina Patridge was until someone hit me up with this link of her posing nude for Playboy. It appears she is an “actress” in some reality tv show called The Hills. Fuck that, we want to see her take three cocks at once.
Coco is Ice-T’s biatch and she’s got a huge pair of tits and a massive ass on her. Time to get them all out for the people from Playboy.
If you want to know about what Kim Kardashian gets up to to get her titties into the 10 o’clock news you can do a search on Totally NSFW. We have plenty of stuff on her. Including her real Playboy pictures. My thoughts, what an ass and where is the beaver shot. Your thoughts?
Our friends over at LA Rag Mag got invited to some sort of porn Halloween party at the Playboy mansion and basically we want to get invited too. Come on guys, get us in there next time round so we can take some proper photos and videos.
Yolanda made it all the way to the top of her profession. She’s become a Playboy Cyber Girl. That means she gets her tits and ass plastered all over the internet. Shame on Playboy for overdoing the photoshop once again.
Gorgeous face and a gorgeous body. Why oh why did Mandy Marie need to touch those titties?
Kellie is a lanky blonde with a pretty face. Not a bad body either. I guess that is why is was picked as February’s Cyber Girl in the UK. Shame about the fake boobs.
In the comments from this post there where some questions about the babe in the clip. Well, her name is Janine Habeck and she’s a 2004 German playmate. Thank god for Google! Have a look ata little more Janine. For the downloaders High Res picture can be found here.
Air Force Sergeant Michelle Manhart has been a naughty girl. She posed for Playboy and now her superiors are a little pissed off. Not to worry. I am sure that after having seen the photos and Michelle giving them a special stand to attention ceremony they’ll let it slide.
If you are into redheads with big tits then Fi Stevens is the girl for you. Whether you are the man for Fi Stevens is a whole other matter so don’t blame us if she does not return your phone calls.
Vida Guerra is famous the world over for her sexy ass. We have posted her before here and here, but this fully nude set is by far the best we have seen yet. It will be hard to progress from these pics unless she starts doing soft/hardcore. Here’s us praying on our knees. Thx 2 Robert.
Jessica is a gorgeous redhead with a playboy past (and future). She is co-ed of January 2007 and we can understand why. Big tits and a nice landing strip.
Amanda Paige is a former Playmate, but we show you the bits you didn’t see in the Hugh’s toilet read.
Pamela Anderson does Playboy again. She still looks good and I know you’d still do her. The only difference between now and the Pamela Anderson in Playboy 10 years ago is the extra work she is causing the PB photoshop legends.
I checked out Stacey here and found out she was in Clueless. After that it went downhill until she saw sense and got her gear off for the boys around the world.
