Totally NSFW

“Hi daddy! It’s me your little Princess! I’m having a wonderful time up here at college. I’m really glad you understood how important it was for me to go to an out of state school. I really love it here. I attached a video of me and some of my friends from class bowling from last weekend. It’s hilarious! I’ll see you in a month. I love you daddy! Kisses!! ”

^^^^normally I hate the comments on here but thats some funny shit^^^^

When they say “what they were invented for” are they talking about webcams or women

^^ They mean lava lamps, i.e. decorating dark corners of rooms.

I still don’t understand why anyone would jerk off while a pretty girl is there willing to blow you..