Totally NSFW

Don’t play with your food!  Just EAT it!

thats where i put my weed!

When does he pull the baby cow out?

I was half expecting the guy to go back in and pull out an overcoat, a pair of pants, a nice tailored and pressed shirt (with cuffs), and a recently polished pair of shoes!!!  HOLY SHIT!!!

i think they get this habbit after giving birth to a 10kg baby.

...if I find my car keys, we could drive out of here!

seriously tho, the best part of this is those pussy-wing beef flaps. what the fuck is up with that?

holy beef curtains. i love how they just carry on a conversation while he is about to drive a car in there: “hunny, don’t forget to pick up the kids after school today. oh, and can you grab that dress for me out of my massive cooter?”

What the fuck? Talk about a gaping maw! I think I remember a movie where hobbits had to battle through that cavern…