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no guy will ever please that woman again
Like feeding a tic-tac to a whale!
Real talk i dont understand why dudes like porno. The bitches pussy look like the sandpit in return of the jedi. Shit is bugged out.
It’s not a bug it’s a feature, kiddies. That’s how the babies come out. If you can’t respect a woman for being able to do that, you don’t deserve to touch them anyway.
you better tie yourself to the bedpost or that beast will suck you in, never to be seen again. Then again it might just swallow the bedpost too, along with the whole bed
LMFAO!!!!!!! the guy just punched in the pussy!! XD look at the last few seconds lool
That’s a HUGE bitch!!!
Lets hope its not a dry martini…
Shaken not stirred or 2 olives straight up lol
That’s not even 10 minteus well spent!
Wow, sorta like throwing a hot dog down a hall way Id imagine.