Totally NSFW

I call my boss a baby all the time, and then make him go and get me a latte.It is kinda awesome.And now I ilserae where I first found you, in the wordpress forums and you were freaking awesome.  And apparently still are.(notice I didn’t drop the f bomb here, we don’t want that stupid bitches daughter learning that sort of language from you now do we?  *shakes head in wonder at the stupidity of some people*)

i would be interested to see eehtir a bear or a man over 40 try to autofellate without severe injury.this reminds me of an incident in detroit. we left the bar and, attached to each auto, was a flyer for a man that was looking for an amputee to have a sexual relationship with. he was very specific as to where the amputation took place- it was eehtir right above or directly below the knee, i can’t remember which.