Totally NSFW Public Service Announcement

We know. We suck. We’ve been having a server melt down for the last week or so. Shit’s been slow, not loading correctly and this has seriously been messing with our heads and your wank moments. We apologise and if we could get you all a free BJ from Lindsay Lohan we would. But we can’t, she likes pussy. Our tech guy has been wokring non-stop for the last 48 hours, forgoing all kinds of sleep or sexual pleasures, to fix the site. We’ve kind of got it running okay again, but we are not done yet. Right now we’re just thinking about keeping it online and stable, then we’ll start tweaking for speed. Thanks for sticking with us.
UPDATE: The site should be back to normal(ish). Most things work, we think. Videos play fairly quickly and all images load. If you find any issues, please leave them in the comments.

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